Oscarcorn

I don't really want to brag, but I have got some major skills.

I had a little cravin' for some "pop-porn," yeah, I call it that.

So, I grabbed the bag and stuffed it in the microwave and started it up.

Mom had to run over and remove the melting plastic, but at that time-I was grabbing my pop-porn bowl.

Here I am enjoying my Oscar made treat.